8/11/04 – 8/31/04
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8/31/04
9:40 pm CST
After several days’ inactivity due to illness, I’ve uploaded a new edition of the Midnight News to Radio MACK. Also uploaded some new music. Check it out HERE.
6:17 pm CST
I can’t wait till these show up on Ebay …
Second Toy Found In Candy Appears To Depict Osama Bin Laden
Company Defends Itself Over Toy Resembling 9-11 Attacks
4:04 pm CST
Day 6. Feeling better today. Symptoms are less severe and fever is intermittent and low grade. It seems that, at last, I am recovering from the Mutant Virus from Hell.
And yet, my recovery has come with a price. That is, I am addicted. I don’t mean addicted to some medication. I mean television. While ago, even though I was feeling better, I found myself strangely reluctant to get out of bed. I wondered why. Then I realized it was the television. I did not want to leave the television.
Television has been such a comfort to me during this long travail. I have been too sick to read, thus have had nothing to take my mind off my misery but television. In fact, television has been such a comfort that I cannot imagine how people endured sickness back in the days when there was no television and all they had was morphine.
Normally, all I ever watch on television are old movies, BBC mystery shows, weather reports, and cable access. However, when you’re spending every waking moment in front of the television, good old movies are not always available. Therefore, I have been forced to channel surf and have found myself watching many things I would not normally watch: not-so-good movies, infomercials, reality shows, biographies of famous stars, and so on. I can’t say these programs have been entertaining exactly, but they do seem to pacify my mind in a weird way and help me forget I’m sick. And, as soon as the program fails to perform that function, all I have to do is tap the button on the remote control and there’s something else to put my brain back in neutral.
I’ve also been watching the network news—something I normally do not do, unless there’s some major breaking news story, such as the September 11 terror attacks. I get my news by reading or from alternative media broadcasts. But, while sick, I have been watching a great deal of network news.
This morning, I spent an hour listening to two political experts on some network (CNN, MSNBC, or FOX—I forget which) compare the presidential candidates’ wives, Laura Bush and Teresa Heinz Kerry. Their analysis of how voter perceptions of these two women might influence the coming election was so profound. I learned so much. In fact, I cannot think of a better way to have spent an hour of my life. My understanding of this election, and politics in general, has been magnified a million-fold. Before, there was darkness; now, there is light—hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.
Speaking of the GOP convention:
Protesters' Encounters with Delegates on the Town Turn Ugly
N.Y. Police Brace for Anti-GOP Protests
CNN underreports New York protest size, headlines it as a “clog” rather than a speech act
Fuji Blimp Plays Role in GOP Convention Security
That’s all the headlines for now. I’m going back to bed. I’m starting to feel feverish again—also, I feel like watching television.
8/30/04
7:57 pm CST
I’m still suffering from this hideous Hell-born virus that took hold of me last Thursday. Can’t do much of anything but lie in bed and watch television. Haven’t watched this much television since—well, since the last time I was this sick, which was a year ago. While ago I was watching the GOP Convention coverage on C-SPAN and the news channels. Got tired of that very quickly, so I drug myself to the computer to read some news and came across this atrocity:
Defend Johnny Cash's Honor
A New Low: The Tainting Of Johnny Cash
Bush Says Johnny Cash Was A Republican (Satire)
Sacred Name Of Johnny Cash Tainted By Politicians
12:58 pm CST
Secret Service worried about NYC Bush plot
An armor-clad Big Apple - NEW YORK - Call it Fort New York
Bush: 'War on terror cannot be won'
8/29/04
9:03 pm CST
New York Newspapers Faking Stories and Photographs to Hype Convention Fears
Some Contend Russian Planes Were Shot Down by Air Defenses
8/28/04
5:26 pm CST
Whew—My wife and I have been sick with something-or-other the past few days. Probably the flu. (Or maybe it has to do with the chemtrails over Central Texas the past couple of days?) Our friend Jed delivered some colloidal silver to our door the night before last. It seems to be doing us some good. Tonight I am able to crawl out of bed and make my way to the computer to catch up on some news…
Speaking of the flu:
Hyping the Fear for Medical Martial Law
Mysterious Plane Crashes:
Fears of a cover-up in double plane crash Russia
Montreal man downed u.S. Plane, CSIS told
Great flash animation:
A Terrifyingly Real Hypothetical Application of the National ID Card in Your Daily Life -- The End of Privacy as We Know It
And now back to bed …
8/25/04
6:57 pm CST
'Pre-election plots' and the politics of fear
US to Attack N Korea at
the End of October?
Police Bolster Presence at Penn Station
Department of Homeland Security Car Spotted in Virginia
2:47 am CST
I just uploaded tonight’s edition of The Midnight News onto my new radio station. Check it out HERE. On the same stream you can also hear Country Jim’s Saturday Night Barn Dance, which includes breaking news bulletins about the strange, weird, unusual, and odd lights in the sky which are being spotted over Bobville.
8/24/04
6:47 pm CST
Government Plans to Turn on Your TV, Radio and Cell Phone in Emergency Alert
Terror Tactics and Lies to Force Toxic Vaccines on Texas Schoolchildren Despite Available Exemption
Rumsfeld to Escape Abu Ghraib Blame from the Commission He Appointed
9/11 Commission Lies: Bogus 9/11Cell Phone Calls
Ex-Pentagon Arms Dealer: 9-11 Was an Inside Job
Now We Know For Sure They Lied About 9/11
2:19 am CST
Just uploaded my news/commentary program to my web radio station. I’ve also added other new spoken-word content to the station: a sonic oddity I call “Big Dream” and a special report from veteran reporter Raymond Dogg reporting live from the Republicratic Convention in Cincinnati giving an eyewitness account of the terrible public suicide of the Republicratic presidential candidate Jack Hoff. These and other tracks are repeated a few of times during the 4-5 hour playlist loop of music. Check it out HERE.
8/23/04
9:43 pm CST
Weathermen Terror Group Back to Wreak Havoc at RNC
N.Y. Touts Its Convention Security
Groups lose bid for Central Park anti-Bush rally
Human chips more than skin-deep
8/21/04
5:19 pm CST
Texas Martial Law Update:
Role of Texas State Guard expanding: Once thought of as mostly ceremonial, units now have a military mission
An MP3 file of Alex Jones’ Access TV interview with the Texas State Guard insider describing martial law deployment “somewhere in Texas” can be heard / downloaded HERE.
The Coming Storm in NYC:
Police Turn Up Volume for GOP Convention
Elite Cops Flood NYC Tubes
Police State America:
Protesters Next on FBI Lists
Kurt Vonnegut: I Love You, Madame Librarian
Brave New World:
APA Proud of its Cover-up of Bush's New Freedom Commission on Mental Health
8/20/04
7:11 pm CST
RED ALERT: Texas National Guard to Deploy November 1st for Martial Law Take-Over
8/19/04
4:23 pm CST
FBI Expects Violence at GOP Convention
Ted Rall (a contributor to The Bush Junta) writes:
NYC to GOP: Drop Dead
Alan Dershowitz Advocates Amending International Law to Allow Preemptive Strike on Iran
The "Just Say No" Shot
Drug "Vaccines" for Children Would Alter Brain Chemistry Forever
4:19 pm CST
JOKEY'S CAMPAIGN PLEDGE
When I am elected president, I will …
Abolish the Federal Reserve and the IRS, then put the US on the coconut standard. (If you don't think coconuts are worth more than precious metals, imagine that you are stranded on a desert island and have a choice of eating coconuts or gold. Which would you choose? I rest my case.)
Institute mandatory mental health screening for all globalists, elitists, and other control freaks. Then, after they have been found insane, transplant their brains into the heads of monkeys, and vice versa. The monkey-brained humans will then be released back into society, while the human-brained monkeys will be put to work climbing trees and picking coconuts for minimum wage.
Abolish all federal agencies, except those that have a C in their acronym. Then, rename the agencies and give them a new task that has to do with coconuts. For instance, the Department of Commerce will become the Department of Coconuts, the Federal Communications Commission will become the Federal Coconut Commission, the Central Intelligence Agency will become the Coconut Intelligence Agency, and so on.
Repeal all but the most basic laws, such as those having to do with theft or violence, and make it against the law to pass laws that violate the Bill of Rights. The Bill of Rights itself was supposed to do this, but apparently there needs to be One Big Law with severe penalties for anyone who tampers with the Bill of Rights. We should also add a few words to the Second Amendment, making it clear that "arms" also means coconuts, since they make good weapons as well as food and currency.
Shut down all public schools. This will solve the truancy problem and take government out of the education business. Also, since there will no longer be a school tax (or any tax), people will be able to afford private schools or stay home to school their children. However, private schools and home schooling will be strictly regulated so that it does not take up more than three hours per day; this will give children more time to play and eat coconuts.
Finally, and most important, I will …
Bring the troops home from Iraq and other countries and send them to Florida and Puerto Rico to protect the nation's coconut crop.
This speech translated by Mack White
1:29 am CST
Once again I’ve stayed up too late tinkering with my new Live365 radio station. Among other things, I added a new playlist consisting of Crime Jazz and Spy Movie Soundtracks, and also sang (with my own voice) a rousing rendition of “Rawhide” while I was at it. You can hear all this insanity by following the link in the blog entry below.
I’ve also been working with presidential candidate Jokey J. Jokey on the Mutant/Clown Party platform, so expect to read that soon. In the meantime, Jokey’s vice-presidential candidate Cranky the Clown has nominated Lance Link as Intelligence Czar. READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE.
8/17/04
11:17 am CST
SNEAK PREVIEW: My new radio station. It’s still in the experimental stage; the loop that is currently playing consists of a Rockabilly-British Invasion-Classic Country-and-Western mix and some nonsensical talk by myself, but in the near future there will be interviews, a wider variety of music, and lots of surprises. Check it out HERE. (If you’re not already a Live365 member, expect a brief, painless registration and test to download the player. And, if you don’t care for the Live365 player, you can open the station later in Real Audio, I-Tunes, and all the rest.)
10:27 am CST
Activist Tom Hayden pledges disruptions 'bigger by a thousand fold' for GOP convention
New York Lockdown
Bonesman Kerry's cynical Lennon psy-op
8/13/04
5:05 pm CST
Police State US:
New CIA Chief: It's Big Brother or Dead Brother
Using the Patriot Act to Target Patriots
Boys Handcuffed and Arrested for Skateboarding in Front of their Houses
Police State UK:
Evidence Gained by Torture Allowed by British Judges
New Plan Gives Police the Power to Arrest People Who Drop Chewing Gum
8/12/04
8:39 am CST
SUMMER OF TERROR UPDATE:
Alex Jones points out that the following attempt to spread fear in Austin may have something to do with Austin being an anti-New World Order stronghold, and that it may have something to do with the attempts to shut down free speech at Austin Cable Access:
Fearmongering in Austin: Pakistani Terror Suspect Videotaped Buildings
No difference between Kerry and Bush. One more reason to vote for Jokey:
Kerry: Still Would Have Approved Force for Iraq
Brave New Freedom:
Illinois launches compulsory mental health screening
They didn’t know he was a celebrity, and he—like a lot of people—didn’t know that simply talking to a police officer will get you handcuffed and arrested these days:
TLC Peace (?) Officers Arrest Journalist Mike Wallace
8/11/04
6:48 pm CST
"I Accept"
EXCLUSIVE REPORT FROM
FILE 23 MEDIA CENTER:
EDITOR'S NOTE: You should all kneel and tremble at the power of the Internet! Jokey J. Jokey, the many-eyed mascot of www.MackWhite.com has announced that he is running for President and has asked Cranky the Clown of www.File23.com to join forces with him as his running mate on the newly established Mutants-and-Clowns ticket.
We immediately went out into the alley behind our File 23 Central Command Post where we found Cranky, woke him up and broke the good news. We hosed him off, gave him some fresh cigars and a few swigs of MD 20-20, then propped him up behind the podium at the File 23 Media Center where he delivered the following address to the swarming mobs of unruly reporters:
Greetings! (cheers)
I humbly accept this nomination with a message to our current administration: HELL IS ON THE WAY! (cheers)
Besides wanting to put the last four years as far behind as possible, I can't wait for the debates! (cheers)
You and me, Dick! In a caged ring! (cheers)
Would I have to say a thing? Every time you open your mouth, you dig your own grave just a little deeper.
The voters have had it with you and your lies; even Nixon had enough dignity to know when to call it quits!
Jokey and me are going to give the voters a real choice for once!
We've had nothing but clowns and mutants in the White House since JFK … (cheers)
So help us carry on this tradition in November! (cheers)
Thank you! (cheers)
EDITORS NOTE: It was at this point of Cranky's speech that he knocked over a bottle of MD 20-20, shorting out the file 23 teleprompter, and sending a showering cascade of sparks over the heads of the gathered media- who ran like a bunch of frightened game hens. It at least saved us the trouble of releasing the hounds.
NEXT: The Mutant-Clown Party Platform …
6:32 pm CST
SUMMER OF TERROR UPDATE:
It's front page news in today's Austin American-Statesman. A Pakistani citizen has been caught with videotapes in his possession showing buildings and landmarks in Austin and other major US cities:
Austin officials say city is safe, but some business owners considering tighter security after arrest
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